OMG TALIA I JUST HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM. HOLY CRAP. You are the only person I could tell this to who would understand. I’m trying to write fast before I forget my dream but basically I was at some giant palace where all these celebrities were. And they wanted me to film some scenes with me in it and they had all these random extras in it. Then it cuts out to me being in some room I wasn’t supposed to be in where I saw Anne Hathaway and Bette Midler editing the footage to make it look like I was doing bad things to the extras who had celebrities faces edited onto them. So I got pissed off and Bette ran away when she saw me. But I pulled on Anne’s dress and was screaming “why would you do this to me!?! You were the princess of genovia” and then she was crying and we were both on the floor being dramatic and she was like “I’m sorry there’s no other way. It had to be like this.” Then the dream cuts out to me being at some ballroom dinner party with the celebs. And they had a screen that came down and the movie started playing it said was directed by me. And I remember Amy Poehler was there shaking her head at me. William Shatner got up and yelled “what a scandal!” (Honestly I don’t even remember what was so bad about this movie) then I saw Bette run behind a curtain like a mad man so I followed her and we argued. Then a butler came and gave me a receipt then he said thank you for paying for everyone’s dinner. (Which was like $10,000,000) then Bette was screaming at me and furiously writing a check to pay me back. But then I yelled “I don’t want your fucking money you stupid cunt you framed me! THIS IS WHY I FUCKING HATE BETTE MIDLER YOU’RE A STUPID BITCH!” And I scratched her eyes out. Then I was stomping on her face and at that point I realized the curtain had been raised and all the celebrities saw the whole thing and they stood up and clapped for me. Then I ran away and never looked back.